The question I’ve heard the most in my lifetime as a cat is why do I hate dogs? Why are Dogs and Cats enemies? People ask it all the time; so do those stupid park birds. Even the cheeky squirrels that only care about nuts ask me.
It’s funny because they always react the same way when I tell them why. They gawk at me, appalled, scratching their heads in frustration and then shrugging whilst shaking their head at me. “Hopeless,” Is what they say. And just what do I tell them? I hate dogs because they’re dogs. Why are we enemies? Because we are; Cats and Dogs have genes in them that make us hate each other.
Hahaha!